{"id":354,"date":"2014-04-17T18:10:36","date_gmt":"2014-04-17T18:10:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bsudlr.wordpress.com\/?p=354"},"modified":"2014-04-17T18:10:36","modified_gmt":"2014-04-17T18:10:36","slug":"flash-post-the-living-routine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.bsu.edu\/dlr\/2014\/04\/17\/flash-post-the-living-routine\/","title":{"rendered":"Flash Post: The Living Routine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Written by Ashley Starling<\/p>\n<p>When I arose this morning,<br \/>\nI could not see my face.<br \/>\nThe mirror showed the tiled wall<br \/>\nbut nothing in my place.<br \/>\nSquinted, stretched, squirmed;<br \/>\nStill an empty space.<br \/>\nI would have puzzled forever<br \/>\nbut I had not the time to waste.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The subway line snails along<br \/>\nlike blood oozing from a cut.<br \/>\nI swerved through strangers,<br \/>\nran to catch the next one out but<br \/>\nas I hurriedly met the Main line,<br \/>\nthe doors went barreling shut.<br \/>\nI could not stop, I passed on through<br \/>\nthe doors but did not feel&#8211;&#8220;What!?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The employees roamed the hallways:<br \/>\nmy maggots squirmed into gear.<br \/>\nI barked to the new intern;<br \/>\nHe pretended not to hear.<br \/>\n&#8220;The boss must be gone today!&#8221;&#8211;<br \/>\nthen a lively round of cheers.<br \/>\nI yelled into his smirking face,<br \/>\n\u201cBut I\u2019m standing right HERE!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Back to my grave apartment,<br \/>\nI found the maid cleaning meek.<br \/>\nI watched her steal my antique watch,<br \/>\nslipped it into her purse so sleek.<br \/>\n\u201cPut that back or I\u2019ll fire you!\u201d<br \/>\nBut her eyes gave me no peek.<br \/>\nAnd when she passed into my room,<br \/>\nthe walls echoed her loud shriek.<\/p>\n<p>Curious to her big scare,<br \/>\nI passed right through the walls.<br \/>\nI saw myself lying down,<br \/>\neyes glazed open like a doll.<br \/>\nAs I looked upon my corpse,<br \/>\nand then realized, I was appalled:<br \/>\nThough I arose this morning,<br \/>\nI did not wake up at all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Written by Ashley Starling When I arose this morning, I could not see my face. 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